i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude
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tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
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i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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DIY S’mores Pie Pops {must click the link for recipe and FULL tutorial}
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI NOW I HAVE THE FORMUOLI!
could u plz reblog this for me so i dont lose it
….lawd.
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SAY THIS WITHOUT SWEARING, I DARE YOU!
I am a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant.
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
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How many tears did The Doctor cry?
A River.
Was it enough to fill two Ponds?
at least enough to water a Rose
This silly costume site had a big $10 sale a few weeks ago, and I think my roommates and I got a little out of hand with our excitement. Here’s a video of the hilarity that ensued.
everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through(creep) your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments. not my idea but I’d love to do this
(please reblog so I don’t look dumb)
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